EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Yo guys, Donald Trump rocked Europe so hard. You realize these leaders are so traumatized they won’t even say his name. Like they’re worried they will summon him or something. "It is so nice to not deal with President Hump— I didn’t mean to say— I didn’t mean to say it, it— he is behind me, isn’t he, oh." Let’s be honest, the bar is incredibly low. People are like "Biden is so much better." But anyone is so much better. America could have sent over a dog in glasses and Macron would have been like, "You know ze glass make me think he is willing to learn which is, let’s say, different than before.””