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NOAH: “It’s insane. You realize what this means? If he keeps this up, his approval rating is going to shoot all the way up to, like, 39%. And he did all of this with Covid! I bet right now the White House doctors are trying to figure out how to give Covid back to the president again. “Come on, guys. [Coughing] If we get him infected, maybe he’ll end the war in Ukraine." And by the way, I know this is weird, but have you noticed that Joe Biden seems to be the most successful whenever he disappears. I know it's weird. But during the campaign, he went and hid in the basement and nobody saw him for months. Everybody was like, “Where’s Joe Biden? Where’s Joe Biden?” And out of nowhere, they announced that he was the president.”