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Noah: I Have a Theory that President Trump Is Always High
‘I think there’s, like, strong evidence that the president is always high because just look at it, he forgets people’s names, he mixes up Iraq and Syria’

EXCERPT:

NOAH: "I understand the giant talking cannabis leaf might not be the most credible source but you get the point. by the way, there is another reason it’s weird Trump’s attorney general is against marijuana. I know this might sound crazy but just hear me out for a second. I have a theory that President Donald Trump is always high. Now, did I come up with this theory while I was high? Maybe. But it still made sense after I stopped being high. Unlike my idea for reusable toilet paper."