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Noah: I’m Hoping Sesame St. Will Have an Episode on How to Denuclearize Before Trump’s Meeting with Jong Un

‘I am surprised Trump didn’t say the caravan was also carrying Hillary’s emails’
By Grabien Staff

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: "Okay. Like that is just a giant burrito of bullshit right there because my man over there say this caravan is coming because of weak immigration laws and Mexico and DREAMers and they’re bringing drugs and they’re going to commit voter fraud, all because there is no border wall. I am surprised Trump didn’t say the caravan was also carrying Hillary’s emails. Oh, he was jamming more information into one-story than the new Avengers movie. It’s everything, folks, all at once. But the thing that stuck out to me the most is trump’s saying that all those people in the caravan were coming to the U.S. To take advantage of DACA. Right? Because, you realize that is not how DACA works at all. Even after six months of debating it the president still doesn’t seem to know that by definition, DACA only applies to children who arrived in the United States before 2008. So unless that caravan is a bunch of Deloreans taking it back in time, DACA doesn’t apply. So he doesn’t know the thing that he is negotiating about and I mean I guess the good news is this caravan story resolved itself before Trump could mess it up. The bad news is this is the same guy who is going to negotiate with Kim Jong Un so we better hope that 'Sesame Street' runs an episode about how to denuclearize, people. We’ll be right back."

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