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Noah: I’m Surprised Trump Is Still Able to Contain Himself from Bragging About Sex with Porn Stars and Playmates

‘Do not congratulate penis, don’t!’
By Grabien Staff

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: "A porn star, a playmate and a reality show contestant. Do you realize right now collusion with Russia is the most dignified charge against Trump. Well, that’s at least until put ingoes not so fast, I have trump dick pique, yeah. Also, this quick question, why does trump have pictures with all the women without have accused him of affairs. Like in every picture he is posing like they are deli owners, yeah. I’m surprised trump has managed to contain himself because you know deep down I side he wants to brag about having sex with porn stars and playmates. His lawyers are going to have to write in all caps on his notes do not congratulate peanuts, don’t! Let’s move on it our main story."

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