RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Baghdadi running said, you said the tunnel would be finished by now! Look, buddy, a lot of things were supposed to happen in life. My wife was supposed to be a double date, turns out I’m gay and my husband and I are living out life. What are you going to do, buddy? This is a big win in the fight against ISIS., like Trump or not. But Trump is the only person who can turn a unifying occasion into a dick measuring contest.”