EXCERPT:
NOAH: “Okay, guys, no. No, no, no. I’m sorry, but no. I’m all for the “Black Lives Matter” movement and fighting against systemic racism and police brutality but it’s not acceptable to storm a restaurant and just flip over tables. First, you introduce yourself. Hi, my name is Sean, and I will be your protester this evening. Then you flip over the tables! Manners, people. Now, look, jokes aside, we are living through one of the most stressful times in modern history, right?”