RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: "Yeah, according to former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum, citizens asking lawmakers to pass laws is like them passing a buck. He would make a hell of a 911 operator. 911, there’s an intruder in your house? How about you try getting him out instead of asking the police to solve all of your crimes, okay? Next call. 911, what’s that? A fire? Have you thought of cpr? I didn’t think so. Please stay online for a quick survey. Thank you very much. Clearly people like Rick Santorum think kids should be shot and not heard but we at “The Daily Show” disagree."