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NOAH: “And either way— either way— I hope this is one of those things that can bring America together. You know, this is one of those moments where people can unite, because when you think about it, Trump and Biden have more in common than we think. They both want the wall filled in. They both have shady sons. And they both have close companions who require annual rabies shot. It’s a beautiful thing to see. Biden and Trump.”