EXCERPT:
NOAH: “He could be supporting any Eric in the world. Well, not any Eric. But you know what I mean. You know. I’m not his father. To me, the best part of the story is that before he made the announcement, Trump called Eric Schmidt and told him that he was getting the endorsement. Then, he called Eric Greitens and told him he was getting the endorsement. But he didn’t mention to either of them that he was endorsing both of them. Yeah. What an asshole. Turns out the dude even brings infidelity into his endorsements. He’s the first politician to have a "Side-Eric."”