RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: “This is my thing, what is it with America’s vice presidents? One guy is smelling women’s hair, the other one refuses to be near a woman without a chaperone. Isn’t there a middle ground? There is no vice middle president, no one between #metoo and hand made sale? No one in between. Not just the hair sniffing. Biden also gave her a slow kiss on the top of her head which, again, is super creepy, all right? As rule of life, the slower the kiss, the creepier it gets. Quick. Slow kissing is where it gets weird. See that? Yeah. Super creepy. All the slow ones are creepy.”