Rob Schneider: If Lincoln and George Washington Were Lovers, They Would’ve Gotten a Month Not a Day of Remembrance
‘Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, kept the Union together, gets a day’
Apr 2, 2024 10:30 AM
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SCHNEIDER: "President’s Day. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, kept the Union together, gets a day. Not even his own day. He's gotta share it with Washington. He doesn't get a day either! He founded the whole f**king country! He doesn’t get a day. He's gotta share it with Lincoln. But if they would have sucked each other’s d*cks, they would have got a whole month.”