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SNL Goes Hard After Biden in Blistering Cold Open, Skewers the Narrative That He’s ‘Incredible’ When He’s ‘Behind Closed Doors’

‘He had an interactive AR display on the Apple Vision Pro he programmed himself’
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ACTRESS PLAYING DANA BASH: "We are now joined live by Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas."
ACTOR PLAYING ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS: "Thanks for having me, Dana. I mean, I’m exhausted. I was with Joe Biden for the past weekend, and phew, he wiped me out."
ACTRESS PLAYING DANA BASH: "Okay, so you feel he’s up to the job?"
ACTOR PLAYING ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS: "Dana, I was just with him, and behind closed doors, he’s a dynamo. This weekend, we both went down to the border town of Brownsville, Texas, and Joe went into beast mode. He said, 'We gotta tighten this border, look how easy I can cross it.' Then he parkoured up to the top of the border wall, he front-flipped into the Rio Grande and came back up with a fish in his mouth. But you didn’t report that because it doesn’t fit your little narrative."

(Via Mediaite)

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