EXCERPT:
ACTRESS PLAYING DANA BASH: "We are now joined live by Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas."
ACTOR PLAYING ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS: "Thanks for having me, Dana. I mean, I’m exhausted. I was with Joe Biden for the past weekend, and phew, he wiped me out."
ACTRESS PLAYING DANA BASH: "Okay, so you feel he’s up to the job?"
ACTOR PLAYING ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS: "Dana, I was just with him, and behind closed doors, he’s a dynamo. This weekend, we both went down to the border town of Brownsville, Texas, and Joe went into beast mode. He said, 'We gotta tighten this border, look how easy I can cross it.' Then he parkoured up to the top of the border wall, he front-flipped into the Rio Grande and came back up with a fish in his mouth. But you didn’t report that because it doesn’t fit your little narrative."
(Via Mediaite)