EXCERPT:
TRUMP: "I did The Apprentice, which became a great show, a very, very successful show. Tremendously successful. I did it for 14 seasons, 12 years. So successful, they put it on twice sometimes, and as soon as I left that show went down the tubes, so you know, just one of those things, right? I don't know if I feel happy about that or sad. I've never figured that out."
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COLBERT: "I never knew if I felt happy or sad or if I had any feelings, really. The only ones I've ever been sure of are anger and arousal, usually at the same things."