Wake up, sheeple!
There’s an elaborate plot unfolding right before our eyes.
President Donald Trump — a notoriously Machiavellian schemester who is perhaps most infamous for stealing the 2016 election thanks to his underhanded alliance with his sometimes puppetmaster Vladimir Putin — is now busily executing his next sinister conspiracy.
Thanks to our sources — primarily Twitter users @ResistancefackTrump212eh213 & @RepiglicansAreHitler22133v3 — we’re now able to report how this plot has been unfolding:
Stealing our democracy right out from under us.
And if you don’t believe me, check out the supercut above. Our media colleagues have evidently stumbled upon the same secretive intel. We’ve helpfully compiled it to help disseminate to friends/neighboys. Being prepared is being forewarned!
Help spread the word!