EXCERPT:
NARRATOR: “Are you a man in your 70s?”
TRUMP: “Yes.”
NARRATOR: “Are you dealing with an embarrassing problem?”
TRUMP: “Yes.”
NARRATOR: “Are you unable to stop yourself from uncontrollable and messy leaks?”
TRUMP: “Yes!”
NARRATOR: “Well, don’t worry, because now there’s Depends for Presidents, whether it’s information about Russia, the Middle East, or even —“
TRUMP: “China!”
NARRATOR: “You don’t have to fire anyone. Just get Depends for Presidents. Stop your own leaks.”
