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Trevor Noah Rips U.S. Electoral System, Likens to a Toilet with Bad Plumbing

‘If a plumber told me that every time I flushed my toilets there would be a 40% chance (bleep) would spray back at me, I’d be like, ‘Maybe I need a new toilet’’
By Grabien Staff

Comedy Central's Trevor Noah unloaded on America's constitutional republic Wednesday night, arguing that even Americans "understand" the system is flawed.

Here's an excerpt:

Now if that sounded confusing, that's because it (bleep) is. The person with more votes should win. This is a weird system because no other country decides elections this way. It's even weird in America. You understand that. You don't elect mayors like this in America. You don't elect governors like this. You don't even elect idols like this. The presidency is the only office where for some reason you don't trust the popular vote.

And by the way, this is not about Trump. You know the system is broken because the person with more votes lost in two of the last five elections. That's 40%. 40%. If a plumber told me that every time I flushed my toilets there would be a 40% chance (bleep) would spray back at me, I'd be like, "Maybe I need a new toilet." But America is like, "I've had this toilet for 200 years. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Trump! Trump! Aahh! That was horrible. All right, next election!"

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