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Trump: Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkeys Already Subpoenaed to Appear in Adam Schiff’s Basement

‘It seems the Democrats are accusing me of being too soft on turkey’

EXCERPT:

TRUMP: "Thankfully, Bread and Butter have been specially raised by the Jacksons to remain calm under any condition, which will be very important because they have already received subpoenas to appear in Adam Schiff’s basement on Thursday. It's true. Hundreds of people have. It seems the Democrats are accusing me of being too soft on Turkey. But Bread and Butter, I should note that unlike previous witnesses, you and I have actually met. It’s very unusual. Very unusual. In any event, I expect this pardon will be a very popular one with the media. After all, turkeys are closely related to vultures. I don’t know if I like that line, but there is a little truth to it."

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