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Tucker: Adam Kinzinger Has Been Seen Crying Again in a Waffle House, the Reason Is Unclear, Maybe a Syrup Shortage

‘If you see Adam Kinzinger crying again, you will see it here first’
By Grabien Staff

TRANSCRIPT:

CARLSON: "We brought you reports last night that Congressman Adam Kinzinger of Illinois had been seen crying again. We promised to get to the bottom of that story, members of Congress are, technically speaking, sent to Washington to vote and not to weep, and so we thought it was worth following up. Tonight we have an update on that. Congressman Kinzinger has been spotted crying again, according to our sources, in a place where you rarely see tears, in Waffle House. You are seeing the Waffle House location on your screen. If you look closer, you will see Adam Kinzinger clearly distraught, crying inside a restaurant that serves waffles. According to our sources, it's unclear exactly why he was crying. A shortage of boysenberry syrup, said one. Links, patties were not available, said another. We can’t tell you more. But if we see Adam Kinzinger crying again, you will see it here first."

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