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CARLSON: "Spare me on that. Hold on. Okay, if you want to go down that road, let me ask you this question then. I would like to serve in the military. Let’s say I want to serve in the military. I can’t, I’m 48 years old. I’m at least 8 years too old by current Pentagon rules to serve. I’m offended by that because I’m a patriotic American, not in great shape but like I could probably do it and they are keeping me out on the basis of my age. They are practicing ageism. Do you think I have legal standing to sue?"