EXCERPT:
CARLSON: “So one thing we know is that Joe Biden is not running for president again. Sorry, nobody wants him to. Maybe his wife does. Nobody else does. 70% of Democratic voters say they’d rather someone else run. So who would that person be? Well, Carmella Harris is the vice president apparently, but please... And good luck getting anyone to vote for Pete Buttigieg. He’s a joke. So, the person that the insiders are talking about, the obvious choice would be Michelle Obama. Obviously! Polls show Democrats love her, the media loves her more than anything. She went to Princeton, on merit! She’s a fashion icon! She is married to Barack Obama! She even plants in her own vegetable garden, therefore she is totally qualified. And we assumed this was going to happen until we saw new Showtime series that portrays Michelle Obama as First Lady, and it turns out that Michelle Obama is exactly the person you thought she was. Here she is.”