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WOLF; "Kellyanne Conway has the perfect last name for what she does, Conway. It's like if my name was Michelle jokes frizzy hair small tits. You guys have to stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. If you don't give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree. I'm not suggesting she gets hurt. Just stuck. Stuck under a tree. Incidentally, a tree fams in the woods is Scott Pruitt's definition of porn. We all have our kinks. There's also, of course, ivanka. She was supposed to be an advocate for women, but it turns out she's about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons. She's done nothing to satisfy women. So I guess like father like daughter. Oh, you don't think he's good in bed, come on. She does clean up nice, though. Ivanka cleans up nice. She's the diaper genie of the administration. On the outside she looks sleek, but the inside, it's still full of shit. And of course, we have Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We are graced with Sarah's presence tonight. I have to say I'm a little star struck. I love you as aunt Lydia in "The Handmaid's Tale." Mike Pence, if you haven't seen it, you would love it. Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited. I'm not really sure what we're going to get, you know? A press briefing, a bunch of lies or divided to softball teams. 'It's shirts and skins, and this time don't be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta.' I actually really like Sarah. I think she's very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she's born with it, maybe it's lice. It's probably lice. And I'm never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Is it Sarah Sanders, is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is it cousin Huckabee, is it auntie Huckabee Sanders. What is Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women. I know. Ann Coulter. We've got our friends at CNN