EXCERPT:
KLEPPER: "There are critics who say Congress should go back to doing more important things, like stopping the space lasers that are causing all the wildfires. Should we be focusing on those big, important issues?"
SCHIFF: "Uh... This points to another huge problem, not the lasers."
KLEPPER: "The wildfires."
SCHIFF: "But the people who believe in that kooky, crazy, bat-sh*t conspiracy theory stuff, they’re members of Congress now."