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BIDEN: “We couldn't find my dad's cufflinks. So my mom went and got a nut and a bolt. I wonder why she was down downstairs in the laundry room, I was looking for her. And putting them I said, 'Mom, I can't do this. They'll make fun of me. I'll be embarrassed.' She said so if anybody comes up and says anything to you look at them and say -- and he was just going to say -- this guy Frank came up to me said, 'Hey, look at Biden. Look what he's got here. Hey.' And I looked at him, I said, 'You don't have a pair of these?'”