EXCERPT:
MAHER: “Since the chances are very good that he will get convicted on one of these, we thought as a public service, because we’re always about the public service here, we would put out a little pamphlet called Tips for Donald Trump’s Cellmate. He’s probably going to have a cellmate.
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So, these are things you might want to look out for if you are, you know, if you’re the person who becomes Donald Trump’s cellmate. Don’t believe him when he says how many cigarettes he’s worth. (laughter) Explain to him that he’s not allowed conjugal visits from his daughter.”
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