Chris Rock’s SNL Monologue: Trump Survived an Assassination Attempt, Won the Presidency ... ‘It Could Happen to a Nicer Guy’
‘This is not the most dignified job in the world’
Dec 16, 2024 2:00 PM
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EXCERPT:
ROCK: “It’s been a bad year for my people, the blacks. It’s been — it’s not been a good year. Kamala and Diddy and Jake Paul beating Mike Tyson. What the hell? Who is this Jake Paul? He’s a 27-year-old punching a 60-year-old man in the face. Is this what the white man has reduced himself to? Stop it! Well, who’s he going to fight next, Morgan Freeman? I hate Jake Paul. I got — I got a landlord hate for him. I hate him. I hate him like cocaine hates monogamy. The big thing, big thing — Trump, man. Trump. Trump, man, Trump had a good year, man. Trump survived an assassination attempt. Survived an assassination attempt, won — won the presidency again by winning the popular vote, was just named TIME man of the year. You know, it could happen to a nicer guy.”