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COLBERT: “The ringleader of this three-brain-cell circus is Texas senator and bus station preacher, Ted Cruz. Cruz wants an election commission to conduct an “Emergency 10-day audit” of the election returns in the “disputed states.” Cruz isn’t just doing this because he’s running for president in 2024. He truly believes in the president’s conspiracy theories. That’s why he’s also calling for a special commission to investigate whether his wife is ugly and why his dad killed J.F.K.”