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COLBERT: “I'm just reading the papers here. Everybody’s been buzzing over her ascent to the top of the Democratic ticket. And now we’ve got some hard data to back up all that enthusiasm. But I want to be cautious and just preface this by saying polls have been wrong all year, polls don’t vote, people do. This far out, it’s just a snapshot of the present opinion, and you cannot place any of your trust in them. Okay? Yesterday, a Reuters/IPSOS poll had Vice President Kamala Harris leading former president Donald Trump 44 to 42. Whoo! It’s over!”