EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “This weekend was CPAC which, of course, stands for “Caucasian People Are Complaining.” Now, I did not know that. I didn’t know that’s what it was called. I didn’t know. I learn something new every day. Now, CPAC is held annually. They already held one this year already though, in February. One notable feature of that event was that its stage resembled a Nazi insignia. Well, that’s what happens when you hire "Goebbels and Sons Set Design. We do big events Reich"”