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Colbert Crowdsources New Trump Nicknames; ‘Mar-a-Lardo,’ ‘Floridian Fondler,’ ‘Scrotus’

‘It’s because “SCROTUS” notoriously adores awards so much, he sometimes invents them’
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COLBERT: “So, going forward, I will use one of your nicknames whenever I need to talk about “Mar-a-lardo.” Speaking of which, the “Tangerine ballbag” got some good news when senator Rick Scott of Florida presented him with the so-called “Champion for freedom” award over the weekend. It’s an annual award that stretches back all the way to three days ago, because they made it up just to soothe the ego of “King baby coward.” And just look how tiny the trophy is! I believe that’s the saucer they use to serve Rick Scott his breakfast mouse. But it’s fitting that they would give an empty hostess-stand mint bowl to “Tighty-whitey bulger.” And we all know why this award was invented specifically for “The danger yam.” It’s because “Scrotus” notoriously adores awards so much he sometimes invents them.”

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