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COLBERT: “In response to their defeats, congressional Democrats have vowed to pass the “Build Back Better” plan. Especially Senate majority whip, and man failing to “nay nay,” Dick Durbin. Durbin said of the poor showings in New Jersey and Virginia “I think it’s an accelerant. It’s time for us to go to work.” A little late for that, Dick! “Okay, I know I got a bad midterm report card, so I’m really going to buckle down. And study. Starting tomorrow. First, I got to polish off all the Coors Light in the fridge and smoke a little of this. Does anyone have an accelerant?””