EXCERPT:
COLBERT: "This weekend, Trump hit that campaign trail. On Friday, he swung by a Republican fundraiser up in Minnesota, where he had a new condition for his debates with Joe Biden."
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TRUMP: "I just want to debate this guy. But, you know — and I’m going to demand a drug test, too, by the way."
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(Laughter)
COLBERT: "Okay. Okay, but Trump and Biden are two very old men. Of course they’re on drugs. You test any guy their age and you’re going to get positives for Lipitor, Metoprolol, Flomax, and Werther’s Original.
(Laughter and Applause)
And do you really want to delay the debate waiting for two old men to pee? We’ve only got till November!”