RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Because last night, musk offered to buy Twitter for $43 billion in cash. Oh my god. You could do so much with that money: address world hunger, fix climate change, get a decent hair cut. In a statement, musk said that he’s decided his initial investment wasn’t enough and now believes “Twitter needs to be transformed as a private company” and that his goal is to make Twitter “the platform for free speech around the globe.” Hey, ding-a-ling: Twitter is already an international platform for free speech! You know how I know? Because no one at Twitter can stop me from tweeting “suck it, Elon Musk” in every language.“