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COLBERT: "Beautiful day here in New York City. 85 degrees, 75 percent humidity, and this afternoon Andrew Cuomo resigned. Don’t let the door hit you on the butt on the way out. But if it does, that door should also resign. For now, Cuomo still governor, because for reasons I do not understand, Cuomo’s resignation will take effect in 14 days. Evidently he gave himself two weeks' notice. Resignation comes after eleven women have accused him of sexual harassment, ranging from running two fingers across the chest of an energy company employee to grabbing the rear of an unnamed employee, to a former assistant who says the Governor reached under her blouse and grabbed her breasts. At the press conference, Cuomo took full responsibility for his actions, sort of."