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COLBERT: “Because, yesterday, the governor announced that, for the first time in nearly a year, movie theaters in New York City will be permitted to open. It’s all part of Cuomo’s new Covid response plan, “Operation: Please stop talking about the nursing home thing.” “I was a meme! Remember? Do I have a nipple ring or don’t I? Where are my Cuomosexuals at?” Now, I am not a public health expert, nor do I run a movie theater, but this sounds questionable to me. The whole reason cases are going down is that we’re not doing things like going to the movies.”