EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “What? Let me introduce to you this thing called Google, okay? Over there I think it is called Lorry. It is full of useful information. For instance, it turns out your husband knew Princess Di. That might have been a hint that this would be a rough gig. Also, while you are googling, you may want to try the combo, Andrew, island, and Epstein, it will give you an idea what the royal family is okay with.”