EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “The president also left us with a gift on his way out the door, because in this interview, he told one heck of a Joe Biden story. Brace yourselves, and you should pack a snack, ’cause here we go. 'It used to be, when I was a kid, I was always the guy who was, and I don’t mean to sound the wrong way, the leader of the pack, the neighbor. We’d build a fort and I'd say, ’Look, we build this thing. Val gets to come.’ You think I’m kidding? I’m not. Billy Kotzwinkle, the guy who wrote that famous... Oh, god. The book about... It was a bestseller. [Inaudible] This one, that one. One of these... Anyway, when I got elected, he said — he was from Scranton -- 'I knew you were going to make it. You’re the only guy in all our neighborhood ever climbed up the flagpole in Maloney field and sat on the ball on top.'' That Joe Biden story is the most Joe Biden Joe Biden has ever Joe Biden'd.
(Cheering and Applause)
A rambling yarn boasting about a physical feat that could only have been accomplished by one of the little rascals."