Colbert Mocks Canadian Truckers Who Could Face Imprisonment: You’d Be in a Metal Box Peeing in a Bottle

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COLBERT: “The blockade had a devastating economic impact, because the bridge is the busiest U.S.-Canada border crossing, carrying 25% of all trade between the two countries. Our Canadian imports were threatened. America was on the brink of a strategic shortage of "Sexy Ryans." The truckers, who call themselves the Freedom Convoy, are protesting a new Canadian mandate requiring them to either be fully vaccinated when crossing the border or face a two week quarantine. And over the weekend, a Canadian judge issued an injunction, the police cleared the bridge, arresting about 30 protesters, who now face a maximum penalty of $100,000 and up to a year imprisonment. Hear that, truckers? Your refusal to drive your truck means you could be forced to spend a year in a metal box, peeing into a bottle.”