EXCERPT: COLBERT: "So, he just wants sensible door control. Okay, okay. Now look, increasing security, hardening schools could be a good idea. But what about all the other places where shootings happen, like movie theaters, or churches, or grocery stores, or everywhere else in America? If we’re not going to get rid of the guns, we’re going to have to harden everywhere. Or you know, what might be easier is just... we already have our heads in the sand about this. Why don’t we just keep going and burrow under the ground and then we just close up the hole behind us, and then nobody can get in there, so there’s no way anyone will get shot. Unless the people we’re in there with, brought guns. So, maybe we should probably each go into our individual, underground safety hole."
