Colbert Mocks Schumer’s Fake Father’s Day Pic: ‘Father’s Day Heaven’ Is Where You’re Going to Be if You Eat His Burgers
‘He put cheese on an uncooked patty’
Jun 20, 2024 1:00 AM
By Grabien Staff
Current TimeВ 0:00
/
DurationВ -:-
Loaded: 0%
0:00
Stream TypeВ LIVE
Remaining TimeВ --:-
В
1x
2x
1.75x
1.5x
1.25x
1x, selected
0.75x
0.5x
Chapters
descriptions off, selected
captions settings, opens captions settings dialog
captions off, selected
This is a modal window.
The media could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported.
Beginning of dialog window. Escape will cancel and close the window.
End of dialog window.
TRANSCRIPT:
COLBERT: "Half the audience laughed. Of course, a hot June day is a great time for a cookout. Just ask Senate majority leader and raisin in the trail mix insulted that you keep avoiding it, Chuck Schumer. Schumer garnered some controversy this weekend when he was accused of staging a fake Father's Day photo of himself grilling. Here's the pic, okay? At first glance, it just looks like any nice grandpa, wearing the shirt he napped in, offering you a delicious bun-less burger. But look closer, and you'll see, he put cheese on an uncooked patty!
(Audience reacts)
It's a little rare for my taste. 'We've got all the fixins: we got ketchup, mustard, e. coli, salmonella.'
(Appaluse)
Now, Schumer captioned the photo with 'Father's Day Heaven!" Which is where you're gonna be if you eat one of his burgers."