EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “It’s not clear if this is going to work. Energy experts have consistently said such a release would do little to lower prices at the pump. It’s also not the best look right after you come back from a climate conference. “We must end our addiction to fossil fuels. What’s that? Gas is $3.50 a gallon? Let the rivers be choked with crude oil and the carcasses of pelicans.” Of course– "Burn! Burn the world!"”