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COLBERT: “Walker’s been in hot water ever since we learned that, despite his hard-line, no-exceptions, abortion-is-murder political position, in 2009, he urged his girlfriend to get an abortion and paid for it. Eventually. Because yesterday, we learned that the woman had to repeatedly press Walker for funds to pay for it. Ah, so he’s cool with abortion as long as it doesn’t cost him. So, he’s socially liberal, fiscally conservative, complete a-hole.”