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COLBERT: “Now, everybody’s wondering if Pelosi might have transmitted it to other people after she was infected, including those other people, the president, but the White House said that Biden tested negative last night, and was not considered a “close contact” of Pelosi. Really? Not a close contact? Because yesterday when she was there for a bill signing, she was right next to the president, and on Tuesday, Pelosi and the president gave each other a couple pecks on the cheek! Evidently, the White House does not consider it a close contact unless there’s tongue.”