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COLBERT: “It’s a shame because they’ve already drafted the articles of im-pants-ment. The fact checker explained that Snopes looked through photographs taken at the event and published by the visual media company Getty Images that clearly show the former president on stage wearing pants with a zipper in the front. Adding, “How is this my job? Mom, you were right. I should have worked for dad at the lumber yard.” Apparently, the original video is low res, but when you look at the hi res image, it’s clear he’s got a zipper. Normally, when you pay that much attention to his crotch, you get a $130,000.”