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COLBERT: “Florida officials did not name the rejected textbooks nor provide examples of passages that failed to meet the criteria, but, described the review process as transparent. I guess they also banned dictionaries, because that’s not what transparent means. And while the banned books... Sure, doesn’t make any sense, right, Jon? While the banned books remain a mystery, here at “The Late Show,” we have received a copy of a newly-approved Florida math problem: “Congressman Matt Gaetz and 2 friends have 10 ounces of cocaine. There are 12 people at the party, three of them are girls under 18. What should he call it on the Venmo transaction?” School supplies, the corrects answer is school supplies.”