EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “You heard him correctly. Your ears do not deceive you. The President used the National Prayer Breakfast to insult Arnold Schwarzenegger. I hear tomorrow he’s going to roast Rosie O’Donnell at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Now, in less than an hour from that, Governor Schwarzenegger had a response.”
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SCHWARZENEGGER: “Hey, Donald, I have a great idea. Why don’t we switch jobs? You take over TV because you’re such an expert in ratings, and I take over your job, and then people can finally sleep comfortably again.”
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COLBERT: “Hmm? Oh! Damn, is this the war of 1812? Because the White House just got burned!”