EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Oh, somebody had a plan. And he sat in the Oval Office pounding a bucket of chicken while his followers carried it out. But, bizarrely, this report avoided addressing any role that the former president may have played in inciting the attack. He’s the whole reason the attack happened in the first place. That’s like talking about Christmas eve and never mentioning Santa. Who did we leave the cookies and milk out for, Rudolph the red-eyed rat?”