Colbert: ‘The Modern GOP Would Never Vote for Jesus’ ... He’d Be Called a ‘Socialist’
‘He was soft on Samaritans’
Oct 17, 2023 1:30 PM
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COLBERT: “That’s true, the modern GOP would never vote for Jesus. I mean, he was soft on Samaritans and demanded everyone to sell their possessions to give money to the poor. He was clearly a socialist. He was worth — worse than a socialist, he was a Christian. Cut your hair, you hippy. leave sandals back at your yurt, comrade!”