EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “I’ve been a bit worried, because a lot of folks out there have been forecasting a coming recession. Well, today we got some positive news: in the last quarter of 2022, the GDP increased 2.9% ladies and gentlemen. Unexpected. Nobody saw that coming. We’re all 2.9% richer! And I’m gonna blow it on 2.9 eggs! This means, that despite all the worry, economic growth remains solid. Which is a huge win for Joe Biden. Because at his age, it’s a welcome sign when something remains solid.”