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COLBERT: “Typhoid Rudy is such a disease vector that the Arizona legislature’s closing for a week after he spent two days with maskless G.O.P. lawmakers. So, for just a partial list of Rudy’s achievements since the election, he’s lost 48 lawsuits, he melted on camera, he farted in court, he got Covid, and he shut down a state legislature. The only thing more embarrassing would be if he married his own cousin. He what? Oh, but that’s okay.”